!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! THE DARING AND EXCITING ESCAPE FROM SPRINGFEILD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GAME ! ! ! ! or just ! ! ! ! THE SIMPSONS GAME ! ! ! ! By Marc Hart ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here it is, the long awaited Simpsons game! To play with one player, plug a joystick into port 2 and click on the icon. To play with two players, plug a joystick into port 1 after clicking the icon and when the game starts push the fire button. To exit the game while playing push both mouse buttons. This will bring you to the title screen. To go from the title screen to workbench, click in the upper left corner of the screen. To pause the game push the right mouse button and the fire button together, to unpause push the left mouse button. Feel free to distribute this game as long as you keep these files together... Read me first - what you are reading Simpsons - game loader Simpsons.info - the icon the logo - S.E.U.C.K. title screen Edit files - directory Edit files/Simpsons - title picture Edit files/Simpsons.all - The game THE PLAYERS: Player 1: Name - Bart Simpson Weapon - About a million water balloons Bart is the Skateboard riding, Water balloon throwing teachers nightmare from the fourth grade. Player 2: Name - Lisa Simpson Weapon - A million cupcakes Lisa is a second grade genius and teachers pet. The teachers would never throw chalk at her would they? Well these teachers will throw chalk at anybody who rides a bike in the school. THE ENEMYS: Teachers - Throw chalk for revenge. 200 points Bratty kid - Throws paper airplanes. 500 points Nurse - Is trying to give everybody shots quickly. 1000 points Soap shooter - Principal Skinners way to stop food fights. 100 points Food Fighter - Kid trying to destroy Soap shooters with Jello-Suprise. 100 points Toilet - Bart flushed a cherry bomb down the toilet and just look what happened! The hallway is flooded and the toilets are shooting sewer slime all over! Gross. 200 points Basketball dude - look out for flying Basketballs in the gym. 200 points Walls and Water - As you may already know walls and water can not be killed. Just don't run into them. Principal Skinner - You are about to enter another dimention, the dimention of THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE !!! Principal Skinner is going to get revenge for Bart spray painting the school by using giant spray paint cans, his loose fitting acme lightning helmet, and left-over Jello-Suprise! Principal Skinner - 10000 points Half of helmet - 100 points Spray can - 500 points THE PARTY: After getting past Skinner is your victory party! Pop the balloons for some extra points by running into them ( the streamers too ). NOTE: If Skinner killed you right before the screen changed you won't be at the party (It must be a S.E.U.C.K. bug). THE END: After the party push both mouse buttons to end the game. Oh, by the way the Simpsons are a registered trademark of Twentieth Century Fox and were created by Matt Groening.